Waterhalo is the winner. I was going to get creative with cats or a monkey or something to determine the winner randomly, but some people freak out about stuff like that, so I picked the most boring option ever.
Jamie, shoot me an email and we can sort out the details, congrats.
And how could I not give the bonus prize to A Quiet mind for bringing Buddha into the mix. I don't need that kind of bad karma on me, so I will dig into the vault and pass something along to you as well. Thanks for all the comments!